When I'm stable long enough

I start to look around for love

See a sweet in floral print

My mind begins the arrangements

But when I start to feel that pull

Turns out I just pulled myself

She would never go with me

Were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian!

I thought I had found the one

We were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good

Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve

Lemme know the truth, lemme know the truth

Might've smoked a few in my time

But never thought it was a crime

Sure the day would finally come

When I chill and settle down

But when I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl

Then she put me in my place

Everyone's a little queer

Oh, can't she be a little straight?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian!

I thought I had found the one

We were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good

Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve

Lemme know the truth, lemme know the truth

[contemplative guitar solo]

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian

I thought I had found the one

We were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good

Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve

Lemme know the truth, lemme know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian!

I thought I had found the one

We were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good

Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve

Lemme know the truth, lemme know the truth

Lemme know the truth

Lemme know the truth

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