El Scorcho
[gurgling noises]
(El Scorcho!)
(¡Ay caramba!)
God damn you half-Japanese girls
You do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't look, won't talk, won't think of me
I'm the epitome
Of public enemy
Why do you gotta go and do me like that?
Come out on the street and dance with me!
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here
I'm waitin'
(Oh)
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them
(How cool is that)
How cool is that?!
So I went to your room
And read your diary
Watchin' Grunge leg-drop New Jack through a press table
And then my heart stopped
Listenin' to Chocho-san
Fall in love all over again!
(Ow!)
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here
I'm waitin'
(Oh, I'm crazy now
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me
(Oooooh!)
How stupid is it?
I can't talk about it
I had to sing about it
And make a record, oh
How stupid is it?
Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello?
(Uh-huh)
How stupid is it?
For all I know, you want me to
And maybe you just don't know what to do
And maybe you're scared to say
I'm fallin' for you
[Erratic guitar solo]
(Oo, oo)
(Oo-woo, oo-woo)
(Woo-hoo, oo-woo hoo)
I wish I could get my head outta the sand
'Cuz I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize!
'Cause I can't even look in your eyes
Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon!
I'm a lot like you, so please
Hello, I'm here
I'm waitin', oh
(Waitin', oh)
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me
(Oh, oh, oh!)
(I'm a lot like you)
I'm a lot like you
(I'm a lot like you)
I'm waitin', oh
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me!
(Woo-hoo!)
